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Thursday, July 9th, 2009
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2:42 pm
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I'll admit it here and nowhere else: I wouldn't mind having a roll in the hay with Sarah Palin. I do not find her "hot" as apparently every male member of the Republican party over the age of 45 does, but she is pretty and there'd be something about finding out what she's like in bed that appeals to me. I've always had a thing for older women and since she's decently attractive who wouldn't want to nail a nominee for VP of the United States.
I'd hate myself afterwards and would truly want to gouge my brain out with a pineapple fork for all the odious and insensitive things she says, but it'd be so much fun to do. It'd have to be angry sex, though. None of that slow, sensitive love making. I'd want to fuck her in the true sense of the word.
I wonder if she shaves.
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| Monday, July 6th, 2009
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10:09 am
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My hormones have gone completely haywire. I am having such a difficult time keeping it down today. I'm at work and I keep getting erections or almost erections at the worst times. There doesn't seem to be any real reason for them, they just hit me. Right now I'm sitting at my desk with my lower body slid under it as much as I can to hid my hard on. If someone were to come over to my desk right now and say, "Hey, can I show you something on my computer for a second?" I would be totally fucked. I'm also horrified that someone might be able to see it under my desk as they walk by. I mean, you'd have to be really looking, I think, but it's possible given the set up of my desk and the way my cubicle is laid out.
It's only 10:00 in the morning and I've already had five or six erections here at work and I had another one in the car on the way here. My night last night was normal, I didn't look at anything sexual in nature that I can think of, and this morning was completely free of anything relating to naked people. I haven't masturbated in a few days because my dad and step-mom have been in town, but I've gone way longer than this without doing that and never had this problem.
I'm trying really hard to think about baseball and 400lbs men that are hairy and sweaty.
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| Monday, June 22nd, 2009
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3:18 pm
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I'm going to be waking this journal up and changing it around just a bit. I'm going to keep writing about experiences I've had, but I'm also going to be putting up things that are currently turning me on and what I'm doing about it. I may also be posting pictures.
I may also bring a few new readers on. I'm more than happy to filter people off of entries they may not be interested in for whatever reason, if I do add pictures don't worry I'll put them behind a cut with a warning.
I'm also open to suggestions, so let me know.
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| Sunday, June 6th, 2004
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5:53 pm - If you've come this far
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You may want to come farther. If you do, let me know. If you don't, you can let me know that, too.
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